Today...

Holy shit! I love my kids, I do.... I really really do. But wow! Does it ever test the limits of patience when your 2 year old pukes all over herself, the car and her baby brother and them refuses to get out of the car ( which now smells to holy hell) because  she's "just not ready."  Just not ready?!! WTF kid! you and MY car are covered in puke! Get out of the car...get out of the damn car now! Go get in Grama's house and spread some of the sunshine on Grandma. Oh and then try and get her back in the car to get to day care so I can have the luxury of going to work. "Shhhh Mommy! Stop talking, I'm not going to school"  I've yet to get her to understand this is not a 2 way street! I do the shhhhing around here! I call the silence ! The worst part about it ???? when she shhhs me, it freaking works half the time. The only way I can get her to listen to me is to use the voice from "Monsters Inc" Roz, the snail... if anyone has seen it. Goes over real well in the middle of the store let me tell you. I sound like I had Jack Daniels for breakfast and ate the glass! But as all you mommies and daddies know...you'll make a cokmplete ass out of your self just about anytime to avoid the toddler meltdown.